Every book here is written by Blurt Snodgrass โ€” an inventor in Boise, Idaho with a print farm, a gravity generator, and no cell phone. No middleman. No algorithm deciding what you should read next. Just books, direct from the person who wrote them.

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New Release

How To Be Funny When You're Not

Blurt is not funny. That is the whole point. He is attempting fun. The attempt itself is the fun. Ten chapters. Simple language. A fifth grader could read it. Should read it. I had to laugh. It is therapy.

Format Short booklet โ€” honest, readable
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Anthology

The Expander Reaction

Twenty-four stories. Twenty-four people who took the Expander course. The Feather, the Switch, the Dial. The Finger Labyrinth. The Bee Buzz Breath. What happens when people actually try the cards? This is what happens.

Format Short story anthology
Stories 24 โ€” one for each client
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Romance

Sparks and Tremors

Sloane and Reid. A comedy club in Portland. Chapter 21 โ€” Reid pulls the Expander card from his jacket pocket. Sloane reads the handout aloud. Love Gratitude Joy Inspiration. Some nights become the best night of your life.

Genre Romance โ€” warm, honest
Features Danny Rosenberg live show
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Crime & Drama

The Catch

Martha and Austin. Alaska. The midnight sun. A laptop open to Blurt's avatar comedy show. The biological clock. Paul in Sitka. Everything feeling possible and uncertain at the same time.

Genre Crime / Drama โ€” Alaska setting
Chapter 18 Available now on 321Lumina
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Series โ€” Book One

Fun Haven Retreat

Fifty acres. Five labyrinths. $3,500 for 3.5 days. Sam Barrett's retreat in the woods. New guests every Tuesday. Week One: Maya, Daniel, Leila, Jackson, Ethan. A continuing saga โ€” every week is its own book.

Genre Fiction โ€” retreat series
Series New book every week of the retreat
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"The title is the joke. Blurt knows he is not funny. That is the whole point. He is attempting fun. The attempt itself is the fun."
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A note from Blurt
Every book here is written in Boise, Idaho by a person named Blurt Snodgrass who has a print farm, a gravity generator, and no cell phone. When you buy a book here, you are buying it directly from the person who wrote it. There is no publisher taking a cut. There is no algorithm deciding what you read next. Just books. Direct from Blurt.

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